Taoism: *hit happens
Hinduism: This *hit happened before
Buddhism: It is the illusion of *hit happening
Islam: If *hit happens, it is the will of Allah
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, knock, *hit happens
Atheism: I don't believe this *hit
Agnosticism: Maybe *hit happens, maybe it doesn't Protestantism: *hit won't happen if I work harder
Catholicism: If *hit happens, I deserve it
Judaism: Wht does *hit always happen to me
Tellevangelism: Send money or *hit will happen Rastafarianism: Smoke that *hit
New Ageism: Channel that *hit
Unitarianism: Who among us, gives a *hit?
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